it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything
And now Klaus is apparently running off to go and save Sunny. In the books of course it is Violet, but I know that Hollywood prefers its female actresses to do very little.
― Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events audio commentary (via captainofalltheships)
when u sent an important message to the wrong person
Do not sabotage your new relationship with your last relationship’s poison.
pool party at my house bring your own pool
please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting